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Van Demotivational Poster


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE SOUTH - But you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North


TAGS: savannah
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Derek - March 15, 2010, 5:58 am
Very nice - could be an advert!


OWNED -




LIVING IN A VAN - Down by the River


TAGS: van river
Rating: 2.42/5

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HAIR -


TAGS: hair vanilla ice beiber stupid
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - October 18, 2015, 8:14 pm
Justin Beiber sporting Elvis hair was such a joke.


DEATH -


TAGS: victory life advantage
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by gas

falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:19 pm
An advantage that, in the end, we will lose.
gas - August 26, 2011, 6:36 pm
haha that would have been great
gas - August 26, 2011, 6:28 pm
thanks :) although the text isn't mine... I just found it fitted very well with that particular scene
Reality Lord - August 26, 2011, 5:33 pm

fav'd...very nice dude
Airman - August 26, 2011, 4:25 pm
best 2 out of 3?
crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:55 pm
Fanta5tic
gas - August 26, 2011, 3:06 pm
yep xD
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 1:58 am
.. You can run if you like, you'll ju5t die tired.
mariand - August 26, 2011, 1:00 am
nice 5aid


BREAK DANCE FEVER - Sheldon may have seemed shy to most, but throw on some old school hip-hop and he'll come out of his shell!




NIRVANA - He's almost reached it.




GENDO POSE - Attracts catgirl maids.




CIRCLE OF RESPECT -


TAGS: police fire public servant savior
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

rerun - November 30, 2010, 7:21 pm

paint didn't hurt this at all, amsome
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 2:12 am
I'm a little pissed that Paint killed the pic quality on this one. you have to squint to see the puddy tat


PERCEPTION - If you traded your creepy windowless van for an ice cream truck or a zamboni, you could triple your child kidnappings.


TAGS: creepy van
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

Grim R@per - January 28, 2010, 8:04 am
Molesting = done.
Grim R@per - January 28, 2010, 8:04 am
Grab this shaft here and lets go for a ride on the rink...
GreyScorpion - January 27, 2010, 8:40 pm
you don't play hockey do you?
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 8:39 pm
Maybe I'm a bit dense but how does on molest someone in a Zamboni? It's basically an open tractor with an icemaking unit underneath instead of a plow!
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
Right next to the orphanage.
Chompers - January 27, 2010, 5:20 pm
Where did you find my van at?
pieman - January 27, 2010, 4:43 pm
EEEWWWW! I love it. 5 creepy lions.


NO MATTER WHAT YOU DRIVE, - your last car will always be a Van.


TAGS: death van car black
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Noname5

zoomer296 - February 19, 2013, 12:21 am
I want to be transported in a DeLorean hearse when i die... (No hearse yet, but they DO have a limo.)
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:16 pm
While they wail away the hours, high up in there ivory towers until they're covered up with flowers in the back of a black limousine. Joe South, a true prophet.
Noname5 - August 10, 2011, 10:28 am
thank you :)
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 10:26 am
5weet Ride.. Nice first effort


CAULROPHOBIA - If this picture looks familiar You have it


TAGS: caulrophobia van clowns scary love
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Chompers

Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 5:41 pm

d***...i thought maybe we had the same ex-wife...lol.
Chompers - July 30, 2010, 5:20 pm
just me
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 2:54 pm

scarey **** chomps....is that u or wifey?...lol
jackripper - July 30, 2010, 2:50 pm
I sence this Motifake might be aimed at me.


FIDDLING -


TAGS: nero rome vancouver hockey riot
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - June 18, 2011, 12:55 am
Uhmmm, yeah. No. Here's the thing, Airdude, can I call you Airdude? Anywho, here in Canada we all know that hockey is a major aphrodisiac -- so much so that the best pickup line going is: C'mon eh, baby, I'm hung like a hockey puck.
Airman - June 17, 2011, 6:04 pm
just saw a news update on the ph**o. They are a couple, and she was knocked over and hurt by a police shield. He was helping her. Just bruises it turned out
Shadowjoe - June 17, 2011, 3:09 pm
At least, he showed up more than the team on the ice... and probably will score more too


PROGRESS -


TAGS: technology advancement peace love racism
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:43 am
LOL RIGHT? 5L
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 3:35 am
It's a bit late, but Sean.... this is why I waste my time here. You're the genius.
Sean - September 27, 2010, 5:46 pm
FOUND One invisible fat chick.
Haarakkon - September 27, 2010, 5:12 pm
Any crash you walk away from is just good learning experience.


GENDO POSE - British lords are into it.




THE AMERICAN WAY -


TAGS: pzy talent irrelevant stupid snooki
Rating: 4.27/5

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Jalozyin - October 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
Or a screensh** from Sarah "I can see Russia from my backyard" Palin's show.
CloudchaserS - October 27, 2011, 2:02 am
A screensh** from half the programs on TruTV would also work. Lizard Lick Towing, South Beach Tow, Black Gold, Ma's Roadhouse, All Worked Up, etc.


WHAT A SHAME -


TAGS: busting vanity bubble
Rating: 4.64/5

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newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 8:09 am
I have to admit this pic is awesome. 5l's


AUSSIE COPS - Do it with style !!


TAGS: aussie cops style van racing ford holden
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by MustyK

666 - June 13, 2009, 6:29 am
nice paddy wagon


MUSIC OF THE 1990'S -


TAGS: aprchallenge the 90s mc hammer vanilla ice
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by sickartist

forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL... If it wasn't done that often, i'd make another "STOP - Hammer Time"-pic!
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:37 pm
I hate the song that ripped off the tune to Ice Ice Baby, something abou t "money" Psshh!
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
Fact: I crank up the radio every time I hea "Ice, Ice, Baby" on the Retro Lunch.
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
I still got my hammer pants. The wife HATES them!
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 4:07 pm
can you say hammer pants? 5L's
Crashedmonkey - April 5, 2010, 9:09 am
Awesome


NARCISSISM - "One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on. The more you are talked about, the more you will wish to be talked about." Bertrand Russell


TAGS: paris hilton vanity narcissim
Rating: 4.46/5

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steve1961 - July 18, 2012, 11:53 pm
This is all about me...isn't it? ;)


VANITY - Go ahead and see if 'DED-HNKY' is available too.




BOAT-VAN - Cause some noobs use that command in Counter-Strike when theyre all Owned




GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins




MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE MATRIX: - "Hello. Have you allowed Jesus to come into your life and become your personal Savior?"


TAGS: smith religion evangelical fundamentalists
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by okami

awesomejeezus - October 26, 2009, 9:49 pm
RISE AND SHINE, MR.FREEMAN. RISE AND SHINE.


DON'T WORRY KIDS - It's just the FBI




Technology -


TAGS: sr71 technology advancement phones shoook dic dic dic
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Meenie

Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 3:44 pm
That plane is from the age of rotary phones and designed by a genus using a slip-stick.
mizzdizz - October 20, 2015, 12:28 pm
Hahahaha Greeny! I can hear the dial phone as I read this LOL!
EmilioDumphque - October 20, 2015, 4:02 am
The old crow itself!
Greeny - October 19, 2015, 9:15 pm
true dat dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat dat dat
mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 8:30 pm
My favorite bird! They still haven't made a plane that does what this one can! Also, nice poster! Its true! Most advances make life much better than before. But for every advance, we lose a little of the coolness and fun. 5L


BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES -




TELEVANGELISTS - The Pro Wrestlers of religion.




RUSSIAN BOXERS - He's on steroids? No way!


TAGS: russia russian ivan drago rocky balboa box boxers boxing
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by fineline

FatherTyme - June 22, 2011, 1:49 pm
"I must break you" arguably the best one that i've seen...


CAMERA VAN - I guess they'll never miss a moment.


TAGS: camera van crazy wtf
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Trypp969

MPsniper - September 1, 2011, 6:03 pm
Brenda Priddy & Company would be envious of this buggy. "spied today"
Kspace - September 1, 2011, 9:16 am
5 L because it looks like something out of Max Headroom
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 7:48 am
Cameraception?


REDNECK OLYMPIC BIATHLON - To hell with winning a biathlon gold medal, I'm shooting dinner!




RUSSIAN... - ...into a staring contest while your BFF lay dying in your arms is not cool. Too soon, Rocky. Too soon.


TAGS: rocky iv ivan drago apollo creed
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 7:20 pm
Epic pun 5/5


WHEEL OF FORTUNE -




YOURE SO VAIN -


TAGS: vanity
Rating: 4.88/5

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ALIEN FALLACY -


TAGS: alien fallacy advanced technology
Rating: 4.69/5

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azpete42 - December 27, 2010, 7:41 pm
5L's because half my ancestors were the poor dumb bastards on the right there...and the other half were the bastards on the left!


prime directive -


TAGS: star trek prime directive uss enterprise space travel advanced
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2013, 10:23 am
I know! Lol, it's only Starfleet, like WTF?
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 7:24 am
Other civilizations might not have the prime directive.


THE 3RD WHEEL -


TAGS: 3rd wheel sweat pants arent cool anymore ivan sheesh
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:56 pm
Great one!
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:03 pm
LOL...Dem jeans make a difference! 5 sweaty lions


TELEVANGELISTS -


TAGS: televangelists pro wrestling
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by sickartist

lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 6:50 am
Touch the screen!!! 5L ahhhhhhhh
spacedog - April 4, 2010, 2:17 am
LOL! The holy ghost has him in a suplex. 5Ls.


OBAMA..."LIKE HITLER"? -


TAGS: snape obama hitler southern evangelical
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

nicholsjoshua15 - November 15, 2017, 1:49 pm
Obama wasn't like Hitler, at least had a few victories in his early days.


GENDO POSE - Attracts shinigami.




David Lee Roth -


TAGS: van halen 1980s metal ashes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by WBG84

Reality Lord - July 6, 2015, 8:16 am

nailed it


here we are now -


TAGS: cobain teen spirit nirvana
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - June 20, 2014, 5:51 pm
Jeez... Smells Like Teen Spirit!!!!
GaryO - June 20, 2014, 9:25 am
dang...past my time, but now old....shyt


PRE-OWNED VAN - Actually, it runs great...the inside has a strong smell of butt wang..I bought it from a guy wearing a clown outfit.


TAGS: used van clown
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 8:30 pm
Well played. 5L
Chompers - September 3, 2010, 4:05 pm
What's with the windows?
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:16 pm
Looks like they painted over the "FREE CANDY" wording there on the side...


THIS IS -




"YO MAMA IS SO FAT . . . - . . . her butt has its own czar."


TAGS: van jones obama fat mama mother obese
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by North Star

Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:38 pm
Nickle czar?


GENDO POSE - Even cosplayers aren't safe from it.




GENDO POSE - British spies are into it.




Awkward -


TAGS: vanity reflections kissing reality
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:30 pm
THAT's how my ex started? Hahaha
falloutghoul - August 29, 2013, 8:00 am
The beginnings of narcissism.


WAR -


TAGS: home court advantage
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:14 pm
Delicious.
voodoo3535 - February 11, 2011, 10:55 am
Wolverines!!!!
valkor - February 10, 2011, 8:58 pm
sheer brilliance
rerun - February 10, 2011, 8:03 pm

absolutely fantastic


LAKOTA PROVERB -


TAGS: suicide attempt van
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

crankyhead - March 7, 2011, 9:09 pm
Beautiful


Frankenfurter -


TAGS: frankenfurter transilvania
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Brawler

Rudedog - May 22, 2013, 10:48 pm
What ever happened to Fae Wray?


GOD -


TAGS: there should be a bounty on evangelists
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:51 pm
Museum Donators? MustyK Imitators? Master Debaters? Mischief Makers? Lee Majors?
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 12:38 pm
Bazinga!
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 12:34 pm
Good call fishy!
Fishy - February 19, 2010, 12:29 pm
wonder if that last spot that's open should be "Motifakers"
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:46 am
Well, at least you can provide your own light! :)
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:41 am
Nothing im not used to i am a flourecent mofo and have burnt all my life. Thats why i where clown make up now and live in the sewers
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:38 am
Sounds like a Party! Of course, us drunkards are going to burn like roman candles!
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:36 am
Hey i think a good chunk of the motifam will be there. So at least we will have some good company!
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:34 am
d***, I'm going to hell...
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:33 am
Aww shiot how did i miss it, i cheated and zoomed in and it says Muff Divers!
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:32 am
Yeah, MustyK Feelers.
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:30 am
Doesn't it say MustyK?
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:27 am
Hey, faceplant, I'm pretty sure you're right, now that I look at it. But it's a fun game! Mush delaters.
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:25 am
"But if I go to hell / well then I hope I burn well."
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:24 am
Y'all might wanna go get your eyes checked! ROR! j/k
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:23 am
Musk Breathers?
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:23 am
Music idolaters, i think , maybe. Don't know. These people deserve a good swift kick to the face if you ask me.
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:22 am
The last one: "Most Realtors"? I can't tell for sure.
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:19 am
What does the last one say? So far I've got ten on that list... LoL
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:18 am
Perfect Sicko!!!!!!!! 5L


WEEPING WILLOWS - .oO




HELLO - Yes, I'm Van Damme




AVANT-GARDE - When you go beyond the status quo When others cannot grasp your work A term you personify, the vanguard of art.




OLD AGE -


TAGS: cervantes nailed it
Rating: 1.9/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 11:48 pm
That's why they buy raised pick-ups, I hear.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 pm
Old knights don't die, they just can't raise their swords.


GENDO IKARI - Just as planned




VANDALISM - We need more spray paint and rocks for your windows




BUNGEE CORDS -


TAGS: taking advantage of your friends
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by sickartist

MasterCoolieo - October 9, 2011, 12:47 pm
it appears rednecks have breached the racial barrier
Produceman117 - December 30, 2009, 2:35 pm
Not a cool thing to say, man.
know_it_all - December 30, 2009, 2:33 pm
Rope: i guess they've got something against it...
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 3:16 pm
That is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Everyone knows you should alternate the direction of your friends so that there is someone holding on to both sides...amateurs.


VANILLA ICE - Ice Ice Baby. The picture version




SPOT THE DIFFERENCE. - No. Really.




CHANGE - It can be hard at times, but it can keep you from being identified.


TAGS: vans p*** paint
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

TheTrashHeap - September 6, 2010, 10:57 am
Looks like the possum van from the Red Green show.


MINIVAN -


TAGS: mom mini van
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Jacob

Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:02 pm
oops ... anyway, it's great poster, just not an original submission.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:00 pm
Don't get me wrong, it's a great
NotoriousGIL - April 22, 2011, 3:23 am
Hmmm...remarkably like Jan 2008 Motifake: http://www.motifake.com/1211 and about 2000 other places on the internet.
Waylander - April 21, 2011, 10:44 am
Nope
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:58 am
The house is quiet - crickets are chirping
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:38 pm
Is there anyone who hasn't seen this one for the first time five years ago?


GENDO POSE - Alien invaders can't conquer Earth without doing it.




STARRY NIGHT - Edgar Allen Poe's greatest achievement


TAGS: art vincent van gogh starry night edgar allen poe
Rating: 1.85/5
Bob Chin - May 5, 2009, 1:10 pm
In my younger days this poster would have made me think of that stripper down at the Glass Slipper, with the mole on her inner thigh, and the pouty lips, but I'm older and wiser now that I've married her.


Just relax -


TAGS: unwind walk woods relax tension dragging body irrelevant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Oldsod - August 3, 2014, 9:49 pm
...you have no idea how appropriate this is to my state of mind at the mo...5'd and faved.
Sho - August 3, 2014, 3:38 pm
Beautiful. 5/F
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 1:16 pm
All the while simultaneously working your deltoids, abs and quadriceps... Great all round.
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 11:08 am
Love the saccharine morbidity, LA. So glad to see your work again. Thank you.


SENIORITY -


TAGS: old age job ability irrelevant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

maoworks2 - November 14, 2012, 1:50 pm
I Was Replaced Because I Had No Friends In The Union .
EmilioDumphque - November 14, 2012, 11:15 am
It means you'll be replaced by an eighteen year old cutie, just out of school.
GaryO - November 14, 2012, 9:26 am
BAM!


STALEMATE -


TAGS: chess advancement sacrifice worth cubicle
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Greeny - November 18, 2012, 5:47 am
The true Porche customer base... 5L Space


Conclusion -




Van with Options -




vanity -




Chitty-chitty Tick-tock -




Corporate Advancement -




Advancement -


TAGS: going places advancement
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Zetmonk - July 8, 2013, 3:11 pm
And insanely depressing.
lgvernon - July 7, 2013, 12:42 pm

This is great! GREAT! G.R.E.A.T!~~Another 5LLLLL
ughomer - July 7, 2013, 3:38 am
...and the hits just keep coming. 5L Verdeckt.


NARCISSIST - I'm sorry, your common sense got lost in the hall of mirrors of my mind


TAGS: vanity ego selfishness
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Swampfox - April 3, 2013, 7:57 pm
Well said 5L


A PROVERB -


TAGS: short sentence long experience cervantes
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 3:12 pm

Stop...save yourself..(hugs)
GaryO - June 25, 2013, 11:06 am
Well, I do believe that’s a sh**. Well played, LG. I’m sure there will be more opportunities as I type myself deeper into a hole.
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 11:31 pm

'Short'is such an evocative word... Sorry~~couldn't help it...
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 10:47 pm
Funny…….I thought of me too!
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 10:02 pm

Saw the quote today and immediately thought of you.
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 8:06 pm
HAH!!!!


STOLEN - you just feel violated


TAGS: the van is missing
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Chompers - September 2, 2010, 9:08 pm
PHYDEUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iconoclast - September 2, 2010, 6:18 pm
Really funny, good imagination, well put together. 5L
Grim R@per - September 2, 2010, 6:03 pm
I 5'd it. Good god that was funny... again might just be the booze talking.


YES BART - Overnight shipping is available


TAGS: nirvana
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bartimaeus - August 6, 2010, 7:13 pm
I'd totally hit that!
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:13 pm
LMAO!


HUMILITY -




RONNIE VAN ZANT - IF IT’S YOUR TIME TO GO, IT’S YOUR TIME TO GO -




SLY STONE, MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER -




VANITY - There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it.




TICKET SALES - Another brisk sale-out for the Vanilla Ice Northern Lights Tour...




AIRMAN - His daily ride. He just can't get enough 'Hog...


TAGS: airman warthog van
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

CANADA - January 26, 2010, 5:02 pm
LOL it even has a gun barrel on the bumper
Airman - January 26, 2010, 10:32 am
this may be the most beautiful vehicle ever. Can't let LD know where it's parked


WELCOME TO KANDAHAR, CHOMPERS!!! - Nice camouflage job on the van! (Hope you brought a lot of Cubbycones) I'll take a pair!




ADAPTATION -




vanity -




THE END -




THE WINTER OLYMPICS - Let the games begin


TAGS: vancouver
Rating: 4.11/5

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IMAGINARY FRIENDS -




DISAPPOINTMENT - Because nothing ever works out the way you thought it would.




BEWILDERED -




BAD LOSER - Canada responds to hockey defeat.


TAGS: healthcare canada usa vancouver games
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by lagame

know_it_all - September 24, 2010, 10:25 pm
i can't have everything i ever wanted until i die because i will still be wanting different things while i am alive, :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:37 am
*much....(I've gotta stop drinking)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:36 am
*do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:35 am
That would be a horrible thing to go to children....I'm as ashamed as I could be....(which isn't nuch)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:33 am
Whatever floats yer boat...as it were.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 7:27 am
On waffles or in them? Or both? :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:14 am
I've got a honeybee extractor as well.......do they like honey-oil on their waffles....I know I do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:11 am
What?......I've got a Vaporizer...They're kid friendly.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 6:45 am
LoL @ your last sentence. Should I light them a cigarette and pop open their beer, too?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 1:05 am
Any time, We could use more American visitors of your caliber.......Bring your kids, I've got plenty of weed.
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 10:46 pm
Oh, snap, Moo! Here I come...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:41 pm
And Weed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:40 pm
I don't take pills anymore.....(the spiders)....But if you or TOC wanna come visit the next time you get sick, I'll gladly tell the hospital that we're related and score you some free health care. Also, We have Beer.
lagame - February 24, 2010, 2:41 pm
I don't have healthcare because I have a daughter and wife, and I pay the healthcare for them.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:39 pm
TOC and I would both feel better about our current situations, if Mooo+ would share some of those I feel good pills
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 2:36 pm
I don't have healthcare because I have a ****ty job. Now, you may ask, "Why don't you go get a better job?" I'm in school, see, and at present I'm in my best situation. How nice for you that you have everything you ever wanted, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 2:27 pm
I have Healthcare because I'm Canadian and I'm Awesome.
know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 2:26 pm
i have healthcare because i have a job. people without healthcare choose to be without healthcare. i once had a job without healthcare, but i wanted healthcare so i got a better job with benefits. i think people should have to work for wants & needs
Bovee - February 23, 2010, 1:59 pm
i like the poster but the caption could have been better. and the metal round has not started yet so its not over.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 1:24 pm
http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5h0QC7bditrEb3wYz_6_b-gsGGDxA Pointing out Hypocrisy doesn't make me a sore or bad winner. If anything he should have had it done in Canada to prove how great it is there.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:55 am
I disagree. Go to the forum and look under the USA Vs Canada thread. And bring your funny, not a pissy attitude. (don't 1L my sumo either) XD
lagame - February 23, 2010, 11:52 am
Americans... bad winners...
Densaku - February 23, 2010, 11:50 am
Actually she made a point. But she forgot to mention we have real beer too...Lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am
What?........you wanna rethink that JMac? Talk aboot bad loosers.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 10:49 am
And yet you still come here to see a doctor for anything more than the sniffles.


MELLOW YELLOW -




BAD BOYFRIENDS - "I wanna spend the rest of my life with him! The whole 2 hours...."


TAGS: van der sloot murder suspect aruba peru
Rating: 3.33/5

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colt45103 - October 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
Douchebaggery at it best...


NIRVANA - You're doing it wron- Oh wait, well that's a new approach.


TAGS: nirvana buddha kidnapping
Rating: 3.3/5

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greenknight - March 24, 2011, 10:06 am
Nice. Cover of an OLD issue of the "Doom Patrol" comic. Robotman is cropped out but would be just of to the left side, and you can see Negativeman's mummywra**d hands pulling the arm of the statue there.


VANCOUVER - You'll come for the Winter Olympics, but, after a few hits, forget who won.




90'S GRUNGE -


TAGS: april calendar the 90 s grunge highlighted in the mid 90 s nirvana 27 club brian jones jimi hendrix janis joplin jim morrison and kurt cobain barney friends clits
Rating: 3.22/5

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lesterinside - April 5, 2010, 3:36 am
1L for 27 Club tag, that's shorter.
forseti - April 5, 2010, 2:59 am
1L for the hendrix joplin morrison tag!


TORTURE -


TAGS: hey look its idiot and the savants
Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 2:04 pm
How did I miss this; 5 Poodles *psst must be the sticky screen*


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